C for complain. Complain about almost anything possible : school, taxes, football results – ok, if you are French, there are good reasons for complaining after the Manschaft buried the French soccer team – but do not forget to complain about the quality of bread, water, the weather too hot, your neighbours, your boss, spread rumours and get a bonus if you criticize a French person for as French humorist Pierre Daninos used to say : « French is divided into 43 millions (at the time, now 66 ) people. France is the only country in the world, where if you add 10 citizens to 10 others, you are not doing an additition but making 20 divisions. "La France est le seul pays du monde où, si vous ajoutez dix citoyens à dix autres, vous ne faites pas une addition, mais vingt divisions." French usually complain they are the victim of French bashing, but if you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself !